More complicated than life

Golf provides the occasion for sport - as well as humor Monroe - Now that April is nearly over, here’s hoping there’s more opportunities to get outside and play. And as a public service, we offer the following wisdom about the great game of golf from players across the generations, thanks to the Web site: www.allgreatquotes.com. I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It is called an eraser. Arnold Palmer Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Tiger Woods If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death. Sam Snead My golf addiction is literally out of control. I really want to play from the moment I wake up to the time I go to bed. Hugh Grant The average golfer’s handicap is his IQ. Girls, believe me, if your hubby keeps golfing, he will soon have the brain frequency of a lower primate. Kathy Lette Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? Al Boliska It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. Robert Lynd Golf is not a sport. Golf is men in ugly pants, walking. Rosie O’Donnell I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced. Lee Trevino I am a winner. I just didn’t win today. Greg Norman My mind is my biggest asset. I expect to win every tournament I play. Tiger Woods What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive. Arnold Palmer Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. Winston Churchill They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. Gardner Dickinson The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you. Phyllis Diller They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken. Raymond Floyd I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. Gerald Ford The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. Billy Graham If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. Jack Lemon It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. Hank Aaron Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain